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slashthedrabble2005-01-16 06:55 pm
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Entry tags:
Did I make it?
Title: Chalky
Pairing: X/?
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine on an intergalactic scale.
Feedback: If it feels good, do it.
Notes/Spoilers/Warnings: Nebulous S2, no spoilers.
Summary: For the current challenge, “Taste”. Just read it, stop hounding me for details, it’s a drabble fer Jeebus’ sake!
“Buffy is so right,” Xander mumbles.
“Got something to say, boy?”
Xander still can’t look away from the unzipped fly and God, do his knees ache.
“Evil does taste kinda chalky.”
When the laughter starts, Xander wishes he was dead, hopes this is the moment he finally gets drained or his neck gets snapped or - something. Anything but the sick want - sick need that brings him to the factory most evenings.
But there’s no draining, no neck-snapping, only a cool, dry, disturbingly tender kiss on his cheek.
It’s not over, yet.
“Run along home, boy.”
And Xander does.
Pairing: X/?
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine on an intergalactic scale.
Feedback: If it feels good, do it.
Notes/Spoilers/Warnings: Nebulous S2, no spoilers.
Summary: For the current challenge, “Taste”. Just read it, stop hounding me for details, it’s a drabble fer Jeebus’ sake!
“Buffy is so right,” Xander mumbles.
“Got something to say, boy?”
Xander still can’t look away from the unzipped fly and God, do his knees ache.
“Evil does taste kinda chalky.”
When the laughter starts, Xander wishes he was dead, hopes this is the moment he finally gets drained or his neck gets snapped or - something. Anything but the sick want - sick need that brings him to the factory most evenings.
But there’s no draining, no neck-snapping, only a cool, dry, disturbingly tender kiss on his cheek.
It’s not over, yet.
“Run along home, boy.”
And Xander does.
Re: Ressurection of the Xanderbot
"Play?" Willow faced twisted in an expression of horrified disgust. "Oh my God. Ew. Ew, ew, ew. And did I mention, ew?"
"What? Don't tell me that if you were still straight, you wouldn't be tempted."
"You're a kid, Dawn. Your thoughts are supposed to be pure. And I would not. And again I say 'ew!'"
I lurve your Dawn =D she's so - awesome!
The Xanderbot's eyes popped open. "Spike!" it repeated enthusiastically. "Tell me, where is my incorrigibly evil, wickedly sexy, supernaturally strong and utterly irresitible master?"
"Um, I'm not sure..." Willow hedged.
"Well then I must find him." The Xanderbot started across the basement toward the stairs. "Certainly his long, hard cock is in need of servicing."
"Servi--?" Dawn's question was cut short when Willow's hand clamped over her mouth.
"Do not ask," Willow said.
"Whuh? Ufcoingerfotewhunoutungkuhbuhuh."
"No," Willow said, keeping her hand firmly in place. "It is not kind of hot when you think about it. And we are not thinking about it."
ROTFLMAO - you have to post this - seriously. Post it! Don't make me come down there!
"Oh, and thank you so much for fixing me, Willow, my gay and not-half-bad friend. If Spike permits me to talk and does not keep my mouth busy with other tasks, I will be certain to let him know that it was you who gave him back his hot little piece of slut ass."
Willow and Dawn gaped as that ass disappeared through the basement door.
*falls in lurve with you all over again*
Please post this, it's too good not to.
Re: Ressurection of the Xanderbot