oh god. ::bleaches brain, scrubs eyeballs with lye::

These are all... boggling, but the Fudd/Bunny drabble may stay with me forever.

“Elmer, you need to get your spear and magic helmet.”

He smirked, making a gesture. “I’ve got my spear right here.”

I can see Elmer Fudd making that gesture! Gah! ::adds hydrochloric acid to the lye::