Ares' Top Rules (Xena; Ares, Xena/Gab; PG; #277: Evil Overlord List)

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Working Title: Ares' Top Rules
Author: Pirate Turner
Universe: Xena: Warrior Princess
Characters/Pairings: Ares, Xena/Gabrielle
Word Count: 500
Summary: Ares' current pick of warlords breaks his top two rules -- again.
Challenge/Prompt: #277: Evil Overlord list: Rule #84: "I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex."
Disclaimer: This version of Ares, God of War, as well as Xena and Gabrielle belong to Universal Studios and any other respective owners, none of which are the author.  No one should ever be presumptive enough to really claim to own the God of War: I imagine it could easily get you killed.  I certainly will never claim ownership to Any One or anything that isn't mine; I'm just borrowing these versions of these characters for a little fun.  :-)  Don't hate, don't sue, please!
Author's Note: It's not very slashy, but I hope it's okay!  It's the best I've been able to come up with for this challenge.  Sorry I was late posting it, but I was sick when the original challenge was posted.

"What was that?"  The warlord's wild eyes scanned his surroundings as he whipped around, sword in hand.

( His accompanying God sighed inwardly and hung His proud head just a bit lower in silent acceptance of stupidity. "Let Me guess. The new guard you hired today was a woman." )

Primeval - Gift (Danny/??) - Prompt #279

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Title: Gift
Challenge: slashthedrabble
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Danny Quinn/(Becker? Lester? Anyone you imagine!)
Rating: PG
Prompt: #279 - Gift
Word Count: 200
Summary: What Danny doesn't say
Disclaimer: Don't own it, don't make money from it.

Warning: Spoilers for S4 ep 7
( Say goodbye for me. )