"The Offer" 100 words of Spike/Jayne for "in the future"

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Eeek! Crossover time... BtVS/Firefly

Pairing: Spike/Jayne
Rating: Teen (for language)
Summary: Spike doesn't like to take no for an answer...


The Offer

Jayne's been party to some damned strange offers; this one is even more shen jing bing than girl Tam.

And there's something of that water in how this man looks at him. All big, dangerous eyes.

Jayne can't be the first to look away.

First rule? Never show weakness.

Followed by: got a bigger gun, kill the crap outta them.

However pretty they be, or how that tongue moves…

Cao! Does he have sly written across him?

He spits his answer, slamming down his drink. "Chufei wo si le!"

Jayne never sees the bite coming, only hears "Fine by me".
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I hope that the chinese used means:
shen jing bing - crazy/lunatic
cao - shit/fuck
chufei wo si le - over my dead body