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killerweasel.livejournal.com posting in slashthedrabble Mar. 17th, 2005 08:26 pm)Under the cut are 5 color drabbles for this week's theme.
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Lindsey/Angel
"This is not beer. It's green swill." The vampire swayed on his feet, and I had to steady him. It wasn't my fault he'd only switched to beer a few minutes ago. Whiskey seemed to work much better on his system anyway.
"It's St. Patrick's Day; you’re supposed to drink green beer. It's like a tradition." I made a face as I finished my own. Green beer tasted worse than regular beer. "Was in Chicago once, they dye the river green. Not just green, but 'melt your eyeballs' green."
"Melt your eyeballs?" I nodded. "Next year, we go to Chicago."
Lindsey/Wes
"Lindsey, why are all my clothes pink?" I shuffled my feet. Wes held up one of his shirts that was now a very nice pink hue. "Socks, boxers, and shirts- everything's pink!"
"It's not my fault." Then his fingers closed on my new t-shirt. Whoops. Maybe it was my fault. When he turned around, I gave him a very innocent look. Innocent was never something I could pull off.
"And I suppose this is my 'Me so horny' t-shirt that just happened to fall into a load of white clothing." I snorted, trying to picture him wearing such a shirt.
Xander/Andrew
"Do you think they are that color all over their entire body?" I blinked, wondering what the hell he was talking about.
"Who are what color?" Turning my head I saw what was on the television. He couldn't be serious.
"Smurfs. Have you ever noticed there were only two girl Smurfs? Where did all the rest of them come from?" That was a very good question. Cartoons have no logic.
"Maybe they spontaneously reproduce. I have to assume that the color continues under those clothes. Poor guys are stuck with blue balls all the time. Now that's got to hurt."
Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street)
"Bert, old buddy, old pal, does this look right to you?" Bert came over and peered into the pan, frowning at what he saw.
"Ernie, how did you get the oatmeal to turn purple like that?" It should have been white, not almost glowing.
"I just followed the directions on the box." He pointed to the package on the table. Bert went over, inspecting it carefully.
"Did you get this from Oscar?"
"They didn’t have any at Hooper's, so I borrowed some of his."
Turning it to the side, he looked at the ingredients. Third one down read 'squid ink'.
Pee-wee/Cowboy Curtis
"You know what I love about this playhouse?" I looked over at him and grinned. The only thing he had on now was that white cowboy hat I loved so much.
"No, what do you love about my playhouse?" Everyone had something that they liked more than anything else.
"I love saying the secret word."
"Go ahead, say it. I'll make you scream really loud." That was a promise I could keep.
He cleared his throat. The moment the word crossed his lips, everything in the playhouse with a mouth would be screaming, including him.
"Today's secret word is 'red'."
Feedback is always groovy and welcome.
Lindsey/Angel
"This is not beer. It's green swill." The vampire swayed on his feet, and I had to steady him. It wasn't my fault he'd only switched to beer a few minutes ago. Whiskey seemed to work much better on his system anyway.
"It's St. Patrick's Day; you’re supposed to drink green beer. It's like a tradition." I made a face as I finished my own. Green beer tasted worse than regular beer. "Was in Chicago once, they dye the river green. Not just green, but 'melt your eyeballs' green."
"Melt your eyeballs?" I nodded. "Next year, we go to Chicago."
Lindsey/Wes
"Lindsey, why are all my clothes pink?" I shuffled my feet. Wes held up one of his shirts that was now a very nice pink hue. "Socks, boxers, and shirts- everything's pink!"
"It's not my fault." Then his fingers closed on my new t-shirt. Whoops. Maybe it was my fault. When he turned around, I gave him a very innocent look. Innocent was never something I could pull off.
"And I suppose this is my 'Me so horny' t-shirt that just happened to fall into a load of white clothing." I snorted, trying to picture him wearing such a shirt.
Xander/Andrew
"Do you think they are that color all over their entire body?" I blinked, wondering what the hell he was talking about.
"Who are what color?" Turning my head I saw what was on the television. He couldn't be serious.
"Smurfs. Have you ever noticed there were only two girl Smurfs? Where did all the rest of them come from?" That was a very good question. Cartoons have no logic.
"Maybe they spontaneously reproduce. I have to assume that the color continues under those clothes. Poor guys are stuck with blue balls all the time. Now that's got to hurt."
Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street)
"Bert, old buddy, old pal, does this look right to you?" Bert came over and peered into the pan, frowning at what he saw.
"Ernie, how did you get the oatmeal to turn purple like that?" It should have been white, not almost glowing.
"I just followed the directions on the box." He pointed to the package on the table. Bert went over, inspecting it carefully.
"Did you get this from Oscar?"
"They didn’t have any at Hooper's, so I borrowed some of his."
Turning it to the side, he looked at the ingredients. Third one down read 'squid ink'.
Pee-wee/Cowboy Curtis
"You know what I love about this playhouse?" I looked over at him and grinned. The only thing he had on now was that white cowboy hat I loved so much.
"No, what do you love about my playhouse?" Everyone had something that they liked more than anything else.
"I love saying the secret word."
"Go ahead, say it. I'll make you scream really loud." That was a promise I could keep.
He cleared his throat. The moment the word crossed his lips, everything in the playhouse with a mouth would be screaming, including him.
"Today's secret word is 'red'."
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*saves you a seat and brings the sunblock*
Very lovely honey :)
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Check out the ones over here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/slashthedrabble/122981.html) and there is a really weird one with Lorne in my memories. It's an Angel/Who Framed Rger Rabbit crossover.