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killerweasel.livejournal.com posting in slashthedrabble Mar. 19th, 2005 06:21 pm)Okay, below the cut are 5 more color drabbles for this week's theme.
BUT
They are all cartoon characters from various shows. So if you do not want your brain to hurt, turn away now.
For the rest of you, feedback is groovy.
Ash/Brock (Pokemon)
“Are you really sure this is going to work?” Ash held up the costume Brock had given him. “It doesn’t look right. The color is all wrong.”
“When have I ever given you bad advice about how to catch a Pokemon?”
Ash rolled his eyes. Oh, just about every single time. For a guy who was supposed to be a Pokemon breeder, Brock didn’t seem to know what the heck he was doing. But finally, he did put on the suit.
Brock snorted loudly. “Ash, unless you plan on luring the Spearow by wiggling that, I suggest you zip up.”
Beavis/Butthead
“Damn it Beavis, I told you to hold still!” He stepped back to check out the design from a distance. Couldn’t even see where his hand had slipped. “I’m almost done, and then you have to do me.” There was a bunch of giggles from under the towel. “Not like that. Well, not now.”
He dipped his finger into the purple paint and finished the giant ass. It wasn’t exactly what the blonde had asked for, but what he couldn’t see, wouldn’t hurt, right?
“So you made an ass on my ass, right? A big ass? Does it look cool?”
Donald Duck/Goofy
“Well hello, sailor.” He looked the duck up and down, admiring the new, blue outfit. “Nice duds.” It was hard to tell if Donald blushed, all those feathers were in the way, but he did seem rather pleased with himself.
“Just got on leave this morning, have the whole weekend free.” It would be just like the old days, before Mickey had run off with that slut Minnie and made their trio into a duet.
“You bring back any of those toys like last time?” He laughed, and Donald winced.
“Do me a favor; try not to laugh until Monday.”
Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd
He spun in a circle and the makeup seemed to appear from nowhere at all. Maybe it was just a bit of Toon magic, Elmer never knew. Bugs always looked so much better when he finished transforming. His lips were now covering those shiny, white teeth. And the hair, this always amused Elmer to no end as Bugs was now a hare with hair, was long and blonde. Ah, it was going to be another night at the opera.
“Elmer, you need to get your spear and magic helmet.”
He smirked, making a gesture. “I’ve got my spear right here.”
Vegeta/Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
“This is insane. You can’t be serious!” The Prince of all Saiya-jins glared at his formal rival. “It’s green!” He threw the shirt down in disgust.
“What’s wrong with green? I thought you liked that color.” He picked it up from the floor, freezing as he felt the other man’s power level start to rise.
In a moment, the jet black hair had gone golden, and little bolts of lightning were dancing across Vegeta’s skin. Then he snatched the shirt back, holding it to his chest. “See? It clashes with my hair!”
“I don’t know. It looks sexy to me.”
BUT
They are all cartoon characters from various shows. So if you do not want your brain to hurt, turn away now.
For the rest of you, feedback is groovy.
Ash/Brock (Pokemon)
“Are you really sure this is going to work?” Ash held up the costume Brock had given him. “It doesn’t look right. The color is all wrong.”
“When have I ever given you bad advice about how to catch a Pokemon?”
Ash rolled his eyes. Oh, just about every single time. For a guy who was supposed to be a Pokemon breeder, Brock didn’t seem to know what the heck he was doing. But finally, he did put on the suit.
Brock snorted loudly. “Ash, unless you plan on luring the Spearow by wiggling that, I suggest you zip up.”
Beavis/Butthead
“Damn it Beavis, I told you to hold still!” He stepped back to check out the design from a distance. Couldn’t even see where his hand had slipped. “I’m almost done, and then you have to do me.” There was a bunch of giggles from under the towel. “Not like that. Well, not now.”
He dipped his finger into the purple paint and finished the giant ass. It wasn’t exactly what the blonde had asked for, but what he couldn’t see, wouldn’t hurt, right?
“So you made an ass on my ass, right? A big ass? Does it look cool?”
Donald Duck/Goofy
“Well hello, sailor.” He looked the duck up and down, admiring the new, blue outfit. “Nice duds.” It was hard to tell if Donald blushed, all those feathers were in the way, but he did seem rather pleased with himself.
“Just got on leave this morning, have the whole weekend free.” It would be just like the old days, before Mickey had run off with that slut Minnie and made their trio into a duet.
“You bring back any of those toys like last time?” He laughed, and Donald winced.
“Do me a favor; try not to laugh until Monday.”
Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd
He spun in a circle and the makeup seemed to appear from nowhere at all. Maybe it was just a bit of Toon magic, Elmer never knew. Bugs always looked so much better when he finished transforming. His lips were now covering those shiny, white teeth. And the hair, this always amused Elmer to no end as Bugs was now a hare with hair, was long and blonde. Ah, it was going to be another night at the opera.
“Elmer, you need to get your spear and magic helmet.”
He smirked, making a gesture. “I’ve got my spear right here.”
Vegeta/Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
“This is insane. You can’t be serious!” The Prince of all Saiya-jins glared at his formal rival. “It’s green!” He threw the shirt down in disgust.
“What’s wrong with green? I thought you liked that color.” He picked it up from the floor, freezing as he felt the other man’s power level start to rise.
In a moment, the jet black hair had gone golden, and little bolts of lightning were dancing across Vegeta’s skin. Then he snatched the shirt back, holding it to his chest. “See? It clashes with my hair!”
“I don’t know. It looks sexy to me.”
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These are all... boggling, but the Fudd/Bunny drabble may stay with me forever.
“Elmer, you need to get your spear and magic helmet.”
He smirked, making a gesture. “I’ve got my spear right here.”
I can see Elmer Fudd making that gesture! Gah! ::adds hydrochloric acid to the lye::
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It was a harebrained idea?
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And both are really hilarious xD I read it with a big fat grin plastered on my face :D :D :D
Great work ^^
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