Red Bull And Life On Joss' Set - 1/1 NB/JM RPS

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

Bad and wrong and RPS - NB/JM if you squint.

crack!humor




Why couldn't he have landed a role on a normal show about beautiful alcoholics who live on the beach?

Not fucking shows about fucking vampires with fucking weird shit happening on set.

Where Red Bull gave him wings.

Fucking literally.

"Where's James?"

*Jesus Christ.*

"Put me the fuck down, Brendon!"

"Or you'll - what?" Nick cocked his head. "Repair my shoes?"

"That's elves, dipshit."

"What the hell happened to you?" Dave stared and James groaned, flopping limply over Nick's fingers.

He threw himself backward into the curve of Nick's hand and fluttered his wings irritably. "I'm a fucking fairy. Problem?"

---

"Here."

Nick handed him a cigarette as tall as he was.

Lit.

James stared into the smoldering cherry and glared at Nicky over it. "You've gotta be fucking kidding me."

"What? Traumatic experience. Have a smoke."

"I can't fucking lift it. How'm I supposed to fucking smoke it?"

"Fine. Fine. Throw my friendly gesture back in my face. That's really big of you." Nick lit up, inhaled, and enveloped James in a cloud of smoke. "Oh. No, wait. It actually isn't."

James beat his wings furiously until his back muscles screamed in protest and the air around him cleared. "Fucker."

---

It was a fucking nightmare.

Joss was worse than useless.

He'd collapsed in hysterical giggles while Nick was trying to explain the situation and hadn't been heard from since.

And James had his suspicions about the source of the little cake that had'Eat Me' written in icing that'd been waiting for him in his trailer from the way Tony was wandering around singing -

"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small..."

Yeah - he had his fucking suspicions.

If anyone had been dabbling in the funny pills around here, it sure as hell wasn't him.

Comments

[angstpuppy.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god, fairy!spike has invaded EVERYWHERE. There has to be a spray. This is the first um...whatchacallit..crack!verse badwrong RPS I've read. I've whizzed past the cracktrailer a couple times, nodded my head sagely and said softly "I'll read that when NO one can see..." I may have to actually read some now. Heh...much with funny, loved tony singing "White Rabbit." Stroke of genius that was....
And now I'm obviously channeling Yoda, so I must go.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! thanks! This one isn't cracktrailer characterizations but god it was fun.

[txrabbit.livejournal.com]

Ack!

I'm laughing to hard to comment. And I have to go pounce Darkhavens as well.

*snort*

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! thanks!

[oolongtea.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeee! Stoned!Tony! Fairy!James. Love it, love it.

Possibly the best RPS I've ever read. Really.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

aw man, makin' me blush! thanks!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious. We just knew those cases of Red Bull would finally have an effect!

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

they had an effect on me! thanks!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I am proud, proud, I tell you, to have been blamed for this cracktastic effort. And I want more! :D

Ah, they're so cute, and James is obviously quite accustomed to flopping over Nicky's fingers *g* - he hasn't shown the slightest bit of worry about being squished or broken. It must be love. Hee!

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! True fairy love!

[piratepurple.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god. There are people sleeping not five feet from where I am right now, and the effort of not busting a gut laughing has tears pouring down my face. I think you may have broken me.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! yes!

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHhahahaa.
Oh,i love it.

'Eat Me'!!
*snerk*
Duuuuuuude!!
:)

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

la la la - thanks!

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's official. I'm madly in love with you. I can't even quote. I start to type a phrase or a part I especially like and get to giggling too hard to continue. So *points up* Love that!

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

*weg* thanks, babe!

[littlevampdoll.livejournal.com]

holy shit! that was just to fuckin funny, loved it to death. *still giggling*

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

thanks!

[hellespont.livejournal.com]

Cackle! Two cackles, even. This was so cutely written. Sur-Realistic, if you will. I can't wait to see how they'll work it into the script.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! I'll have to come back to it, eh?

Hysterical!

[brn-gamble.livejournal.com]

Nice writing and very, very entertaining...

(I died that your lj-cut text was the 'wings' quote -- in light of my own entry this week... LMAO.)

The cigarette image had me grinning...

Bri

Re: Hysterical!

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

thanks!

[samsara-sv.livejournal.com]

must.stop.giggling.long.enough.to.type.comment......

bwahahahahaha nope, can't do it.....

love this, love you, love the idea of pissed off JM with no way to smoke the cigarette and only hate the fact that since I just got into work I can't just dissolve here but will have to run out to the smokers spot to finish my laughing jag!

[samsara-sv.livejournal.com]

erm I kinda got sparked off by your reminder of the red bull slogan - so I kinda sorta mighthavestolenitjustalittle....

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

I don't mind! I stole the slogan from Red Bull, after all.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! thanks!

[saifai.livejournal.com]

OMFG, this is hiliarous! I love it. JM has some great lines here...

He threw himself backward into the curve of Nick's hand and fluttered his wings irritably. "I'm a fucking fairy. Problem?"

This one between NB and JM is just priceless.

"Fine. Fine. Throw my friendly gesture back in my face. That's really big of you." Nick lit up, inhaled, and enveloped James in a cloud of smoke. "Oh. No, wait. It actually isn't."

James beat his wings furiously until his back muscles screamed in protest and the air around him cleared. "Fucker."

::giggles::

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

heeee! thanks! I was smoking a special brand of crack that week.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Very funny. Tony high and singing and James as a snarky fairy, love it.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! thanks!

[denied-heaven.livejournal.com]

oh god its too early to laugh this hard!
*dies over the redbull giving him wings*
love the whole cigarette scene too haha, *sigh* ok, i can breathe now
loved it

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

*weg* thanks!

[(Anonymous)]

*falls over laughing hysterically*

I'm sooo enjoying all the Fairy!Spike stories.

I think you just raised the bar. *cackles*

Bless you dear!

Kat Coll

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee! aw thanks, babe!

[auroramama]

Hee! Poor thing.

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

hee!

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

OMG WHY THE HELL HAVE I NEVER READ THIS?!

*loves you with frightening intensity*

That is hysterical and yes, yes yes :)

[reremouse.livejournal.com]

The author should be tarred and feathered and driven out of fandom!

hee! thanks! I linked it from my journal after writing it but it was a small post - easy to miss. Red Bull for everybody!

[lynnenne]

Seconds the "why the hell have I never read this" cry.

I love you so hard it hurts.