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Title Administer . . .
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Disclaimer: Not being the BBC for so long has zapped me of my clever and witty disclaimers.
A stifled groan, teeth clenched: a tension headache, nothing serious; administer aspirin and/or coffee as soon as possible.
A prominent groan, head raised: muscle tension, minor injury; administer aspirin and/or coffee, relocate shoulder if necessary.
A growl from the back of the throat: a pain in his arse; administer coffee and remove Owen from Hub.
A choked gurgling: death; make sure you’re there when he revives, preferably with coffee.
A silent, haunted look: too much time to reflect; administer paperwork/Weevil outbreak/other impending threat, and coffee.
A quiet moan: pleasurable pain; administer nothing, not even coffee. You’re doing fine. Keep going.
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Disclaimer: Not being the BBC for so long has zapped me of my clever and witty disclaimers.
A stifled groan, teeth clenched: a tension headache, nothing serious; administer aspirin and/or coffee as soon as possible.
A prominent groan, head raised: muscle tension, minor injury; administer aspirin and/or coffee, relocate shoulder if necessary.
A growl from the back of the throat: a pain in his arse; administer coffee and remove Owen from Hub.
A choked gurgling: death; make sure you’re there when he revives, preferably with coffee.
A silent, haunted look: too much time to reflect; administer paperwork/Weevil outbreak/other impending threat, and coffee.
A quiet moan: pleasurable pain; administer nothing, not even coffee. You’re doing fine. Keep going.
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love it!!!
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Heee! Excellent list, especially the recurring coffee. :D
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