TITLE: Torture
AUTHOR: Periwinkle
PAIRING: Napoleon/Illya
GENRE: Slash
SUMMARY: Thrush comes up with another hair-brained plan
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 100
CHALLENGE: #205 - Ridiculous
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction and not for profit.



Torture
By Periwinkle


“This is a ridiculous situation,” Illya muttered.

Napoleon looked at him. “We’re dealing with Thrush. What did you expect?”

Illya sighed. “Do they honestly think that putting us in a room, naked, tied front-to-front, is going to upset us?”

“True,” Napoleon said, looking around. “It’s not like we haven’t been in this position before.”

Illya snorted. “Never in a cell.”

“Right,” his partner replied. “And the way they are torturing us is strange.”

“What torture?” Illya inquired, mystified.

“The tube of lube is two inches away from my fingertips.”

Illya kissed him. “You’re a trained agent. You’ll think of something.”
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