Slash the Drabble

Title: The Gospel According To Boreanaz
Author: lostakasha
Fandom: RPF (Angel or Bones I suppose)
Characters: David Boreanaz
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If he was mine I'd kick his ass back to Malvern, so, no.
Summary: Dave is straight, and don't you forget it.
Author's notes: inspired by this quote from DB in Smoke magazine: “He was trying to pick me up. It was a guy, he was homosexual. You know, he knew off the bat when he met me that I was very into females, so he knew he was going to strike out on that one.”

( The Gospel According To Boreanaz )