Slash the Drabble

Title you never looked so sane
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating/Warnings: PG; a dark-ish take on a light novel
Pairing: Crowley/Aziraphale
Disclaimer: It wasn’t my brilliant two minds that came up with this.
Note There’s two altering substances: religion and love, each pulling in a different direction. Perhaps that may offend some, but that’s where I went. Interestingly enough, the song from which the title takes its name was written while the artist visited Lucifer under the influence of some mind-altering substance.

( Thou shall not, )

Title Think of the Children!
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating/Warnings: PG, fluff
Pairing: Crowley/Aziraphale
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately.

( As if attending another pointless preteen birthday party was horrible enough, Aziraphale surrounded himself with the tots who were flailing their limbs and making strange noises, while he, too, writhed in the same manner. )

Title CLOSED
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating/Warnings: PG-13; extreme silliness, know what I mean?
Pairing: Crowley/Aziraphale (or so they say)
Disclaimer: I am none of the extrememly talented British men implied by the following fictional characters.

( On an ordinary Wednesday, in the middle of an ordinary day, the sign hanging from the bookshop door read CLOSED. )

Title Chocolate-covered Marshmallow
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Crowley/Aziraphale
Disclaimer: Terry and Neil are the proud papas. I'm the weird babysitter that coddles and coos the cutie.

( Aziraphale wasn’t the most fit of man-shaped creatures. )

Not Helping
Fandom: Good Omens
Prompt: 048 Comfort
Rating: PG
Pairing: Adam/Wensleydale, Crowley/Aziraphale
Disclaimer: Neil and Terry are the dreamteam. I’m the dreamer.

( I don't know why you just don't zap back to being a kid. )